My sister, Dale, is always coming up with great Videos and Jokes.
Here is the one she sent for today. Enjoy!

A woman  brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.  As she  laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope  and listened to the bird’s chest.After a moment or two,  the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m sorry, your duck,  Cuddles, has passed away.”The distressed woman  wailed, “Are you sure?”"Yes, I am sure.  The duck is dead,” replied the vet.”How can you be  so sure?” she protested.”I mean you haven’t done any testing  on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or       something.”The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left  the room.He returned a few minutes later with a  blackLabrador Retriever.As the duck’s owner  looked on in amazement,the dog stood on his hind legs, put his  front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top  to bottom.He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and  shook his head.The vet patted the dog on the head and took  it out of the room.A few minutes later he returned with a  cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the  bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook  its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.The  vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this  is most definitely,100% certifiably, a dead  duck.”The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a  few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.The  duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she  cried, “$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!”The vet  shrugged, “I’m sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the  bill would have been $20,But with the Lab Report and the  Cat Scan, it’s now $150.”         <

Posted: Friday, July 17th, 2009 at 10:46 am
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