Mom’s Corner - A Strange Love Story!
The story you are about to read is the truth, I know that for a fact as I was the victim! The perpetrator was dealt with, and received his just desert.These are the facts just as they happened. I was fast asleep. The time was 1:30AM. I felt something crawling over my back! I tried to sweep it off with my hand, but knew I couldn’t dare go back to sleep until I found out what had walked on me. I jumped up, and flung back all the covers. I searched with my eyes and hands, but found nothing. I decided what ever IT was, IT was gone, who knew where. I decided to walk into my bathroom. There walking beside me was a giant Palmetto bug. I thought how strange, he is following me like a dog?!! I turned around in front of the toilet, and he just stood there watching me. I decided action was necessary so I gathered up some toilet paper, and reached down to grab him. No luck, he just scurried out of my reach and stood there, always watching me.. I gathered more paper, and stepped closer. He just scurried further back out of reach, and stood there watching me as if to say, “What now Lovely lady” He may not have been thinking that, but I like to think he was. At no time did he feal threatened. I decided enough was enough. I ran into the kitchen and grabbed a can of Ded-Sect, by Rexford Rand, the company I used to work for. I raced back into the bathroom, but my friend had got tired of waiting for me and left…so I thought. As I started back to bed, there he was walking by my side again. Ha Ha,” now I’ve got you”, I said to him. I sprayed and sprayed until I knew the one of us was dead, and the other almost.He didn’t move so I figured it was him, not me. I, none to delicately picked him up with more paper and forcefully tossed him into the toilet. Now I am feeling remorseful. I should have saved his life, and put him into the trash for a feast, or outside to find one of his own to follow and love. It is too late now. I hope there is a home in heaven for dead Palmetto bugs, and that he is there safe from this poor human. Sob. Roberts Mom
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